94 Hilarious Dad Jokes for Kids Who Love to Laugh

1. Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing!

2. What do you call a fish that wears a bowtie? Sofishticated.

3. Why did the banana go to the doctor? Because it wasn't peeling well.

4. What do you call a fake noodle? An impasta.

5. Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself? It was two-tired.

6. Why did the cookie go to the doctor? It was feeling crumbly.

7. What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear.

8. Why don't seagulls fly by the bay? Because then they would be bagels.

9. What do you call a fake stone? A shamrock.

10. Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field.

11. Why did the dad cross the road? To get to the other side of the dad joke.

12. What do you call a fish wearing a bowtie? Sofishticated.

13. Why did the dad start telling jokes? He wanted to be a pun-dit.

14. Why did the dad go to the bank? To get his quarter back.

15. Why did the dad go to the doctor? To get his annual antelope.

16. What do you call a fake noodle? An impasta.

17. Why did the dad go to the gym? To work on his dad bod.

18. What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear.

19. Why did the dad go to the shoe store? He wanted to see if they had a sole.

20. Why did the dad go to the beach with a book? He wanted to get on the same page as the sun.

21. Why did the dad go to the zoo with a loaf of bread? He wanted to feed the gorillas.

22. Why did the dad go to the amusement park with a map? He wanted to get a-maze-d.

23. Why did the dad bring his ladder to the party? He wanted to raise the roof.

24. Why did the dad bring his dog to the park? He wanted to fetch some fresh air.

25. Why did the dad bring his tools to the beach? He wanted to build some sandcastles.

26. Why did the dad bring his fishing rod to the pool? He wanted to catch some rays.

27. Why did the dad bring his toothbrush to the office? He wanted to brush up on his work.

28. Why did the dad bring his phone to the bathroom? He didn't want to miss a call of duty.

29. Why did the dad bring his scissors to the party? He wanted to cut a rug.

30. Why did the dad bring his calculator to the beach? He wanted to do some math in the sand.

31. What do you call a snowman with a six-pack? An abdominal snowman.

32. Why did the dad bring his umbrella to the park? He wanted to make it rain.

33. Why did the dad bring his guitar to the party? He wanted to jam out.

34. Why did the dad bring his wrench to the park? He wanted to tighten up the swings.

35. Why did the dad bring his camera to the pool? He wanted to take some snapshots.

36. Why did the dad bring his hammer to the beach? He wanted to nail the perfect sandcastle.

37. Why did the dad bring his flashlight to the movie theater? He wanted to shed some light on the subject.

38. Why did the dad bring his watch to the beach? He wanted to have a good time.

39. Why did the dad bring his pencil to the park? He wanted to draw some attention.

40. Why did the dad bring his glasses to the party? He wanted to see things clearly.

41. Why did the dad bring his shovel to the beach? He wanted to dig his toes in the sand.

42. Why did the dad bring his backpack to the zoo? He wanted to carry his snacks and his monkey.

43. Why did the dad bring his bread to the park? He wanted to loaf around.

44. Why did the dad bring his map to the beach? He wanted to navigate the waves.

45. Why did the dad bring his hat to the party? He wanted to be the cap-tain of the ship.

46. Why did the dad bring his sunglasses to the beach? He wanted to keep his eyes on the prize.

47. Why did the dad bring his lawn chair to the park? He wanted to sit back and relax.

48. Why did the dad bring his picnic basket to the beach? He wanted to have a basket case.

49. Why did the dad bring his binoculars to the game? He wanted to see the big picture.

50. Why did the dad bring his watch to the party? He wanted to havea good time and make sure he wasn't late for the dad jokes.

51. Why did the dad bring his fishing net to the pond? He wanted to catch some laughs.

52. What do you call a bear with no ears? B.

53. What do you call a cow that plays an instrument? A moosician.

54. Why did the dad bring his measuring tape to the park? He wanted to measure how far the dad jokes could go.

55. Why did the dad bring his frying pan to the beach? He wanted to cook up some sun.

56. Why did the dad bring his book to the party? He wanted to be the book of the party.

57. What do you call a snake that works for the government? A civil serpent.

58. Why did the dad bring his pillow to the park? He wanted to take a nap-ure.

59. Why did the dad bring his soap to the beach? He wanted to wash away his troubles.

60. Why did the dad bring his popcorn to the movie theater? He wanted to popcorn-tuate the jokes.

61. Why did the dad bring his tape to the party? He wanted to tape the jokes.

62. Why did the dad bring his mug to the beach? He wanted to have a good mug-shot.

63. Why did the dad bring his calculator to the zoo? He wanted to calculate how many animals he saw.

64. Why did the dad bring his whistle to the park? He wanted to whistle while he worked on his dad jokes.

65. Why did the dad bring his newspaper to the beach? He wanted to catch up on the news and the sun.

66. Why did the dad bring his bread to the zoo? He wanted to feed the breaded animals.

67. What do you call a bear with no teeth and no ears? B.

68. Why did the dad bring his calendar to the party? He wanted to mark the dad joke events.

69. Why did the dad bring his umbrella to the beach? He wanted to make sure the dad jokes didn't get rained on.

70. Why did the dad bring his binoculars to the beach? He wanted to see the sea-nery.

71. Why did the dad bring his eraser to the park? He wanted to erase any bad dad jokes.

72. Why did the dad bring his cookie jar to the party? He wanted to have a sweet time.

73. Why did the dad bring his backpack to the beach? He wanted to carry his sunscreen and his dad jokes.

74. Why did the dad bring his chalk to the park? He wanted to draw some attention to his dad jokes.

75. Why did the dad bring his hat to the beach? He wanted to have a hat-tastic time.

76. Why did the dad bring his guitar to the beach? He wanted to sing some dad joke tunes.

77. Why did the dad bring his whistle to the zoo? He wanted to whistle while he worked on his animal puns.

78. Why did the dad bring his pen to the party? He wanted to write down all the dad jokes.

79. Why did the dad bring his calculator to the park? He wanted to calculate how many dad jokes he could tell in an hour.

80. Why did the dad bring his backpack to the party? He wanted to carry all the dad joke props.

81. Why did the dad bring his camera to the zoo? He wanted to take some snap-puns.

82. Why did the dad bring his sunglasses to the party? He wanted to keep his eyes on the prize - the dad jokes.

83. Why did the dad bring his book to the beach? He wanted to have a good read and some dad jokes.

84. Why did the dad bring his binoculars to the party? He wanted to see the dad jokes from afar.

85. Why did the dad bring his pillow to the zoo? He wanted to take a nap-ture.

86. Why did the dad bring his fishing rod to the beach? He wanted to catch some dad joke fish.

87. Why did the dad bring his measuring tape to the party? He wanted to measure the dad joke success.

88. Why did the dad bring his umbrella to the park? He wanted to make sure the dad jokes didn't get rained out.

89. Why did the dad bring his camera to the beach? He wanted to capture some dad joke moments.

90. Why did the dad bring his hat to the zoo? He wanted to have a wild hat-tastic time.

91. Why did the dad bring his binoculars to the movie theater? He wanted to see the big picture of the dad jokes.

92. Why did the dad bring his calculator to the beach? He wanted to calculate how many dad jokes he could tell in a day.

93. Why did the dad bring his whistle to the party? He wanted to whistle while he worked on his dad jokes.

94. Why did the dad bring his book to the zoo?