50 Best dog jokes ever written #dadjokes #dadjokesoftheday

1. What do you get if you cross a dog and a calculator? A friend you can count on.

2. Why did the dog cross the road? To get to the barking lot.

3. How does a dog stop a video? It presses the paws button.

4. What do you call a dog magician? A labracadabrador.

5. Why did the dog go to the vet? It was feeling ruff.

6. What do you get when you cross a dog and a calculator? A friend you can count on.

7. Why do dogs run in circles? Because it's hard to run in squares.

8. Why do dogs like to dig holes? Because they're trying to find their roots.

9. What do you get when you cross a dog and a telephone? A golden receiver.

10. Why did the dog go to school? To get a higher bark-ucation.

11. What do you call a dog with a fever? A hot dog.

12. Why do dogs chase their tails? To get in touch with their inner pup.

13. What do you get when you cross a dog and a firework? A bark boom.

14. Why did the dog go to the bank? To get a bone-loan.

15. What do you call a dog that is always on the phone? A tele-barker.

16. Why do dogs wag their tails? Because they're happy to see you, or because they're trying to fly.

17. What do you get when you cross a dog and a DVD player? A watch dog.

18. Why did the dog go to the gym? To work on its lab-letics.

19. What do you call a dog that can do magic tricks? A labracadabrador.

20. Why do dogs like to eat homework? Because it's their favorite school subject.

21. What do you get when you cross a dog and a vacuum cleaner? A dog that sucks up to you.

22. Why did the dog go to the doctor? It was feeling paw-ly.

23. What do you call a dog that loves to play poker? A card-shar-Pei.

24. Why do dogs like to chase cars? Because they want to drive.

25. What do you get when you cross a dog and a computer? A data dog.

26. Why did the dog go to the flea circus? To get a bite to eat.

27. What do you call a dog with a bad cold? A snotty terrier.

28. Why do dogs like to sleep so much? Because they're dog-tired.

29. What do you get when you cross a dog and a frog? A hound that says "ribbit".

30. Why did the dog go to the dentist? To get its canines cleaned.

31. What do you call a dog that can do math? A calculator-collie.

32. Why do dogs like to play fetch? Because they want to be the top dog.

33. What do you get when you cross a dog and a washing machine? A laundry retriever.

34. Why did the dog go to the library? To get a good tail.

35. What do you call a dog that loves to dance? A cha-cha-chihuahua.

36. Why do dogs like to go for walks? Because they want to sniff out new adventures.

37. What do you get when you cross a dog and a telephone book? A yellow retriever.

38. Why did the dog go to the flea market? To buy a flea collar.

39. What do you call a dog that loves to swim? A labrador paddle.

40. Why do dogs like to chase their tails? Because it's a dog-amental behavior.

41. What do you get when you cross a dog and a lawyer? A legal beagle.

42. Why did the dog go to the dentist? To get its bite fixed.

43. What do you call a dog that loves to garden? A petunia pug.

44. Why do dogs like to play hide and seek? Because they always find themselves.

45. What do you get when you cross a dog and a guitar? A rockin' retriever.

46. Why did the dog go to the circus? To see the big woof.

47. What do you call a dog that can sing? A poodle-oo.

48. Why do dogs like to chase squirrels? Because they're nuts about them.

49. What do you get when you cross a dog and a pizza? A pepperoni pug.

50. Why did the dog go to the beach? To chase the waves.