Hilarious Dad Jokes That Will Make You Laugh (or Cringe)

115. Why don't skeletons fight each other? They don't have the guts.

116. What did one hat say to the other? "You stay here, I'll go on ahead."

117. How do you organize a space party? You planet.

118. What do you call a cow that plays an instrument? A moosician.

119. Why did the computer go to the doctor? It had a virus.

120. What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear.

121. Why is a bad joke like a pencil? They both need a good point.

122. What do you get when you cross a snowman and a vampire? Frostbite.

123. Why don't ants get sick? They have tiny ant-bodies.

124. What do you call a group of cows playing instruments? A moo-sical band.

125. Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing!

126. What do you call a fake noodle? An impasta.

127. Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field.

128. What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the water? Bob.

129. Why did the bicycle fall over? Because it was two-tired.

130. What do you call a snowman with a six-pack? An abdominal snowman.

131. What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Nacho cheese.

132. Why did the coffee file a police report? It got mugged.

133. Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field.

134. What do you call a belt made out of watches? A waist of time.

135. Why don't skeletons fight each other? They don't have the guts.

136. What do you call a snobbish criminal going down stairs? A condescending con descending.

137. Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing!

138. What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a pile of leaves? Russel.

139. What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear.

140. Why did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet? "Supplies!"

141. Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field.

142. Why don't seagulls fly by the bay? Because then they would be bagels.

143. What do you get when you cross a snowman and a vampire? Frostbite.

144. What do you call a fake noodle? An impasta.

145. Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing!

146. Why did the coffee file a police report? It got mugged.

147. What do you call an alligator in a vest? An investigator.

148. Why did the bicycle fall over? Because it was two-tired.

149. What's the difference between a snowman and a snowwoman? Snowballs.

150. Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself? Because it was two-tired.

151. Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing!

152. What do you call a fake noodle? An impasta.

153. Why don't seagulls fly by the bay? Because then they would be bagels.

154. Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field.

155. What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet? "Supplies!"

156. What do you call an alligator in a vest? An investigator.

157. What do you get when you cross a snowman and a baker? Frosting.

158. Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself? Because it was two-tired.

159. What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Nacho cheese.

160. Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing!

161. Why don't scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything.

162. What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a pile of leaves? Russel.

163. Why did the coffee file a police report? It got mugged.

164. Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field.

165. What do you call a belt made out of watches? A waist of time.

166. Why don't skeletons fight each other? They don't have the guts.

167. What do you call a snobbish criminal going down stairs? A condescending con descending.

168. Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing!

169. What do you call a snowman with a six-pack? An abdominal snowman.

170. Why did the bicycle fall over? Because it was two-tired.

171. What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the water?Bob.