Girls Just Wanna Have Fun: 50 Jokes That Will Make You Laugh
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1. Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing!
2. Why did the chicken cross the playground? To get to the other slide.
3. Why did the hipster burn his tongue? He drank his coffee before it was cool.
4. Why don't scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything.
5. What did the grape say when it got stepped on? Nothing, it just let out a little wine.
6. Why did the cookie go to the doctor? Because it felt crummy.
7. Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field.
8. What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a pool? Bob.
9. Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself? Because it was two-tired.
10. What do you call a fake noodle? An impasta.
11. What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear.
12. Why don't ants get sick? Because they have tiny ant-bodies.
13. Why do seagulls fly over the sea? Because if they flew over the bay, they'd be bagels.
14. What do you call a fish with no eyes? A fsh.
15. Why did the coffee file a police report? It got mugged.
16. Why did the banana go to the doctor? Because it wasn't peeling well.
17. Why don't skeletons fight each other? They don't have the guts.
18. Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the ketchup bottle.
19. Why did the man put his money in the freezer? He wanted cold hard cash.
20. What do you get when you cross a snowman and a vampire? Frostbite.
21. Why did the snowman go to the gym? To work on his abominable muscles.
22. Why did the man put his money in the elevator? He wanted his money to go up.
23. What do you call a man with no arms and no legs on the wall? Art.
24. Why did the man put his money in the mailbox? He wanted to send his money to the bank.
25. What do you get when you cross a snowman and a dog? Frostbite.
26. Why did the man put his money in the blender? He wanted to make a smoothie.
27. What do you call a man with no arms and no legs on a barbecue? Frank.
28. Why did the tomato turn red? Because it was ripe for a joke.
29. What did one wall say to the other wall? I'll meet you at the corner.
30. Why did the man put his money in the toilet? He wanted to flush his funds.
31. What did the grape say when it got stepped on twice? Nothing, it just let out a little wine again.
32. What do you get when you cross a snowman and a vegetable? Frostbite.
33. Why did the man put his money in the vending machine? He wanted some change.
34. What do you call a man with no arms and no legs on a beach? Sandy.
35. Why did the tomato turn red? Because it was blushing at the thought of being in a salad.
36. What do you get when you cross a snowman and a cow? Frostbite.
37. Why did the man put his money in the piggy bank? He wanted to save his bacon.
38. What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a pile of leaves? Russell.
39. Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the tomato sauce.
40. What do you get when you cross a snowman and a bird? Frostbite.
41. Why did the man put his money in the guitar? He wanted to make some notes.
42. What do you call a man with no arms and no legs on a doorstep? Matt.
43. Why did the tomato turn red? Because it was blushing at the thought of being in a joke.
44. What do you get when you cross a snowman and a fish? Frostbite.
45. Why did the man put his money in the piano? He wanted to play some keys.
46. What do you call a man with no arms and no legs on a farm? Joe.
47. Why did the tomato turn red? Because it was thinking of its crush.
48. What do you get when you cross a snowman and a tree? Frostbite.
49. Why did the man put his money in the car? He wanted to have some change for the toll.
50. What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a hole? Phil.